My fellow Americans, I’d like to say, “Party rockers in the house tonight. Everybody…um…just have a good time.”
I’m so happy! I’m writing this during the middle of The Daily Show, and the latest polls show that Obama has 274 votes, thanks to Ohio (my oh-so-important and awesome state) and Oregon (where I once placed two stories). I’m happy that the nation will have Obama at the helm for another four years, mostly because Mitt Romney scares me (though he gave me some great comedy material, especially since my impression of him was hilarious).
I’m also relieved that all the ads and campaigning is done, especially in Ohio, the state that ultimately made the difference in this race. I mean come on, Ohio was the main subject of jokes for both an episode of Jon Stewart and an extra feature for SNL:
But I’m looking forward to another four years under a President I’m happy to have voted for. And if Joe Biden decides to run for President in 2016, I’d support him in a second.
Have a great day, everybody.