Rami Ungar The Writer

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I just finished writing Chapter 76 of Snake. And as you can guess from the title, it has a sex scene in it.

A long, graphic sex scene. Which takes up about ten pages total and 2775 words, making this chapter the longest (pun totally intended) and most uncomfortable chapter I’ve written for this novel yet.

But you know what the worst part of it was? Not the fact that I’d written a sex scene and wondered what people would think of me once they read it, though that did cross my mind as a close second. No, it was the fear that what I’d written wasn’t well-written. You see, I’m no E.L. James, though I’d learned a thing or two about sex scenes from reading the works of some of those who’d come before her, namely Anne Rice and Jean Auel. Even with this sort of training, it’s not easy: men are visual thinkers who are stimulated by pictures, which is why Hugh Hefner is one of the richest guys in this nation and worldwide. However, women are more stimulated by the written word, which is why E.L. James and those torrid romance novels you see in the supermarkets sell so well. (And if you don’t believe me on this, ask any psychologist, they’ll tell you it’s true.) So with all that in mind, could I write a decent sex scene?

Well, I’m not sure. I wrote one for practice years ago, which I’ve now misplaced, and I wrote one for Reborn City‘s initial draft, but I cut it out during the edits of the second draft because it didn’t fit with the rest of the story (though when I get to the sequel, there will be sex scenes that do fit with the story). With both of those, I never had anyone look at them, never had anyone to critique them or to tell me that I didn’t know how to write erotic scenes or that something in the story was unrealistic. The only time I ever even told anyone I’d written a sex scene was when my mother was passing by while I was writng the RC sex scene and she asked how the writing was going (“Great Mom, but this sex scene is so awkward to write.” “Doesn’t surprise me at all.” I swear the conversation went something like that)!

So how does my sex scene compare with James, Rice, or Auel? Probably doesn’t compare at all.

But is it well-written? I’m probably not the best judge of that, which is why I hope that when I edit Snake, not only will I be a better writer, but I’ll also have someone very knowledgeable about thrillers looking over the chapters with me and giving me feedback. Until then, I’ve got what I’ve got and I’ll leave it at that.

Now if you don’t mind, I’m going to go take a cold shower and then sit down and watch The Dark Knight Rises, which I couldn’t watch after I watched Batman Begins and The Dark Knight the other day because TDKR hadn’t been released to DVD yet and because it has hardly any sexual elements whatsoever.